I just learned that I am an ancient lizard, laser-beam yielding, fire-starter

Is there a self-help book for that?

I had no idea that I had two faces! Thanks to: David Clode, Unsplash.

Dear Q-Anon or Q-adjacent friends or acquaintances, or people I’ll never meet but who still believe this bunk:

What. The. Fuck.

Lately, I haven’t been feeling like myself. And I finally know why. You would suffer…